Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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