On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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