Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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