I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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