I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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