is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Never joke about your clitoris.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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