The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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