Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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