where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm eating all of the evidence.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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