Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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