Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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