Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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