You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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