i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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