I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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