Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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