i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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