My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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