My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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