There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
