his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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