the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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