That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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