You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Randomize
