I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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