I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Success! We fucked roommates!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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