i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
so much tequila, so little girl.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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