i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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