i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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