We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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