I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My ass is underappreciated
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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