There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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