People in love make me want to vomit
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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