I hope mine doesn't look like that
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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