i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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