see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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