we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm at about main and main street
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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