I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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