i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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