On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
