He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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