I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
you would pick up someone in the library
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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