It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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