She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm always down for nudity.
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