I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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