Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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