How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Randomize
