I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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