is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
