I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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