i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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