I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I wish there were birth control emojis
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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